Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble

What could be more English than a white dog shit?! A white dog shit daubed bauble with the Cross of St George, that’s what!

This Christmas show your neighbours and relatives just how patriotic you are with a handmade Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble™️, crafted by the artist himself in the Cold War Steve Christmas workshop.

These unique pieces of chalky white shit will be made by Cold War Steve over the coming weeks and shipped out in a gift box complete with an individually signed and numbered certificate of authenticity. Buy one for yourself for this year's tree or the perfect gift for your loved one to unwrap on Christmas morning. They can also be used as a lovely patriotic alternative to mistletoe, starting a new tradition for 2025, 'kissing under the white dog shit'.

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